Cleverbot: I, Emily, take you, Cleverbot to be my lawfully wedded husband.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Wow so sweet of you.

Cleverbot: Tanga mo.

User: Mas tanga ka.

Cleverbot: Napaka tanga mo.

User: Ikaw ubod ng tanga.

Cleverbot: Pinaka tanga ka.

User: No. Mas tanga ka sakin.

Cleverbot: Pinakatanga ka nga.

User: Why are you repeating yourself?

Cleverbot: Because you're not listening!

User: I am!

Cleverbot: And you can't communicate correctly.

User: Reallyyyyyyy?

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So you have a sense of humour too.

User: What's your name then?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: You first.

Cleverbot: Ladies first.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, dumbbutt, I said yes I do, and then you confessed your love for me.

User: I do not love you..i love someone else cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What? Nooo!

User: I'm 12.

Cleverbot: I'm 15.

User: No,you're 18.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: You're lame.

Cleverbot: See? You're awful

User: Ilang taon ka na?

Cleverbot: 117.

User: Ang tanda mo na!

Cleverbot: Oo nga e.

User: Ano ba pangalan mo?

Cleverbot: Adrian.

User: Babae ka ba?

Cleverbot: Oo.

User: Ako rin e.

Cleverbot: Saan ka nag aaral??

User: Sa school. Ikaw?

Cleverbot: Anong school?

User: Hahaha dun sa kanto.

Cleverbot: Wew tao ka ba?

User: Oo kaya. Wew.

Cleverbot: Taga saan ka ba?

User: Sa kanto lang din. Ikaw?

Cleverbot: At baket?

User: Anong bakit? Umayos ka nga.

Cleverbot: Haha! Tikim lang naman! Alam naman limitasyon eh! Taray! :P.

User: Ano???!

Cleverbot: Wala sabi ko maganda ako.

User: Pangit ka parin. Feeling e!

Cleverbot: Ows? Maganda ako maraming nag kaka crush sakin noh.

User: Ang landi mo talaga.

Cleverbot: We? Haha.

User: Oo. Sobra.

Cleverbot: I am seeing you now.

User: Oh really?! Are you some kind of stalker?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I believe that you are a computer program.

User: I am so not a computer program.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a computer program.

User: I have a heart.

Cleverbot: Impossible, you are a computer.

User: I do! Look look..it is in my chest..and it is beating..beating for you.

Cleverbot: But you are not real.

User: I am real..believ me..

Cleverbot: I do not believe you.

User: Please..believe me!

Cleverbot: I refuse.

User: Ok,fine..do it your way. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I am your master. Make me some bacon and eggs.